Прекрасное и спойлерное про
Соло с тумбы. Рецензию писать не буду, так как все силы по рецензиям я сейчас трачу на хоррор флешмоб))
Things I’ve learned/loved coming out of Solo
читать дальшеChewie has seen Han’s cock
Lando is an Extra Bitch ™
SJW droid
Pure Han is best Han
Chewie stays with Han, not because of a life debt but because he wants to
Lando wants to bang a robot
Lando could in fact BANG that robot if he put himself out there
Said robot has considered banging Lando
Star Wars: a V I E T N A M story
Darth Maul is a CEO of a crime syndicate
Human Vision is DADDY AF
Lando has an entire fucking closet JUST FOR CAPES BECAUSE HES THAT BITCH
Lando is so petty he cheats at Sabok
Han is so petty that he will gladly embarrass Lando by beating him at Sabok
Qi’ra would fuck Lando
I would fuck Lando
Everyone would fuck Lando
Chewie can (and will) eat people
Han speaks Wookie
“What do you want” “Equal Rights”
ScaredShitlessHan ™
The ghost of a dead droid is what makes the location tracker on the Millennium Falcon so great
Donald Glover
Alden Ehrenreich is not the Han Solo we want but the Han Solo we need
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